I'm sure you'll find plenty of things to occupy yourself with here, then.

[ basically you won't. welcome to middle of nowhere, west virginia. where there's a bowling alley and a gay club in a creepy basement but otherwise you need to drive your ass elsewhere to get your kicks. isabella is too out of sorts to even think of anything fun and exciting outside of her netflix binge that is about to happen, but she knows that when she's back on top of things she'll be able to come up with a list. wasn't she supposed to be the dangerous one? this firefighter was one upping her. she suddenly felt incredibly lame. what happened to her life. ]

Do you like caving? That's actually something I do know well. [ a pause. ] There's also a spooky "haunted" town nearby. Maybe that's your thing, too.