[all the friendliest people he meets in this town are from nowhere near it. you should probably leave, nicola, before you make an unwise rooming decision and get stuck here. maybe not necessarily in that order.]

I hear you've got spiders the size of house cats and snakes so poisonous they can kill you just by looking at you, too.

[awkward funny guy, that's him.

this elevator is tiny and terrifying and creaky. sam does not like this elevator.]