▸ --ing to be a rainy day today with lots of wind and lots of thunderstorm. Wear your rubber boots, folks!

▸ It has been confirmed that the body found earlier yesterday morning was indeed firefighter Nicola Oxley, 29 years old. Sherriff Dennington has announced that this case *CKKKSSHHCHHH* [ A heavy accented voice, grave and deep, carries on, a recording: ] --have been investigatin' the case with the help of the Blackwell Firefighting Department. We value the lives of all our citizens and whenever a life is lost, we all as a community suffer. We've got our best men on the field investigatin' this case. [ A clear cut from editing goes in here and he starts again. ] So far, all evidence points to Ms. Oxley been tryin' to find the missin' children from Blackwell alone near the old factor-- i>*KSSHHHH* Chief Maryann Radford has decided to so far withhold any public speaking as she has travelled to inform the family of the deceased--

▸ [ A super excited, super pleasant woman voice cuts through beautiful sheng fui music: ] Do you believe in miracles? Well, now you don't have to. With the new formula, the sensational new product by Heva brings you comfort for all your menstrual pains! With all natural products, Heva will make you believe miracles aren't needed when you have Heva around! ProductnotsoldinstoresrefundsnotacceptableHevaadvisesmedicalcounsellingifpainspersist.

▸ --fact is, there is no sign of the RCSO actually performing the search themselves as the Fire Department is up to their necks in their rescue efforts fo-- [ And a woman quickly cuts in: ] Brad, you have always had a soft spot for firefighters, and who hasn't. [ Some radio-toned laughter, so nice. ] but the truth is, the RCSO is doing everything they can but clearly their hands are tied *CKKSSHHHH* our next caller shares this opinion with me, right, Phill? Phill Kay, Elkins resident, is joining us in this forum tonight-- *CKKSSHHHH*

▸ And tonight Elkins Field is expecting to have a full house as the very own Blackwell's Buzz Bees softball team is playing against the Mill Creek's Deers. It's sure to be a tight match. Good luck, girls! Bzz bzz!

▸ Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

▸ ...day's weather news, looks like *CHSKSSS--* back to cold and rainy, sorry folks...

▸ tensions have definitely been rising, Robin. Now, I don't know about you, but when I hear about all of the missing folks lately, that poor Gage girl, and now that the Sheriff's department may have already lost two bodies from the morgue-- [the speaker, local radio personality Brad Brooks, is cut off here by a woman. presumably by his co-host, Robin] --Look, no, I'm not trying to play devil's advocate, but you can't *CHSKSSS--*st throw that out there like that. Listeners, do us a favor and fact check for yourself. Because all of this talk about bodies going missing just sounds like a lot of sensationalized hype and rumor, and the good boys of the Randolph County Sheriff's Department are working hard to keep you safe, so before you start to- [it's her turn to be cut off here, and she and Brad devolve into a civil and entertaining bickering match that ends amiably before proceeding to the next topic, never resolving the matter of the missing bodies]

▸ [spooky music before an announcer voice comes on] He was just the boy next door.... [a sweet elderly man's voice] "Hi, well hello there, Danny! I didn't know it was hockey season." [a small boy's voice while spooky music continues.] "Hey can I borrow a knife." [the announcer voice returns] A deadly curse, a deranged killer...a small town, in tears. Knife. After. Dark. [a swelling of music before screeching jump scare noise. rated r. it cuts out with a loud *CHSKSSS--*]

▸ [back to Brad and Robin, who have circled back to the gruesome topic of Blackwell's upswell in crime and the RCSD's incompetence and seem to be mid-passionate argument] ---just want to know, what are they doing about all this crime? You've got missing people, murder, missing bodies and all in a matter of weeks in a town that's crime rate is usually just under "nada". Is this a matter for the FBI? Why hasn't anyone announced a suspect? Are they all connected? These are the questions we deserve to have answered, and no one is doing that. No one. [Robin interrupts him again with a disagreeing noise, and they continue to bicker for another half hour, taking calls with opinions throughout, and interspersed infrequently with static interruption.]

▸ [somehow you ended up on an industrial station. that's cheery. the reception seems really bad, though.]

▸ ...sad day today as Blackwell Fire Department has called off the public search for the missing high school students, June Fairweather and Colin Winters. It's been nearly two weeks since the teens turned up missing from a Halloween party off Bower St, and local efforts to locate the missing pair have come up dry. Parents, friends, and family have said that though they will keep up hope, there is only so much they can do, and they appreciate the efforts of all those involved. [it cuts to a pre-recorded audio clip from an interview with the fairweather girl's teary mother, attempting to sound grateful for the help from the community even though nothing has been found]...

▸ ...GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE-- the turkeys are rolling in down at Hamm's Butchery! Anyone dressed as our favorite meat-y friend gets a ten percent discount!

▸ Stinky Hefty Stinky Hefty Stinky? Stinky. Hefty Hefty Hefty Stinky Stinky Stinky Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!

▸ --e establishment of Red Robin would like to announce that anyone found attempting to climb the building's rooftop will be immediately arrested. All personal belongings left now belong to our local police department and can be collected there.

▸ The Game Cave and world-renowned WILLIAM ORRELL will be having a speed stacking competition this Friday night in place of our usual Magic event.

▸ Come visit Joe this Saturday night down at Rainbow Lanes! Mention Joe and get a discount on nachos. Go Joe! Joehasnotbeeninformedofthispromotionandwewouldlikeittostaythatway.

▸ And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

▸ Stampede down in Blackwell's Piggly Wiggly last night resulting in 3 injuries and at least 7 lawsuits! Witnesses claim that people were fighting over supplies for the evening's storm, namely canned goods and water.

▸ Blackwell Fire Department is astonished as one man tried to light a fire this seasons tepid windiest weather! The BFD would like to remind citizens that starting fires is illegal throughout the entire region and should only be done in designated camping fire pits.

▸ The search continues for the missing children. Officials have confirmed that the body is not associated with any high profile missing persons.

▸ Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

▸ --*CHSKSSS--*-Breaking News! In the light of yesterday's hunt on Black Rock Lake, a body has been found. It has not ye--*CHSKSSS--*-n identified, but has been confirmed to not be either of the missing children.

▸ Another fall storm is roaming through today,--*CHSKSSS--*ed to pick up after dark so stay safe or stay insi--*CHSKSSS--*-

▸ Blackwell's First Methodist Church is holding its annual Thanksgiving food drive from now until Thanksgiving. Donate now! Anything but turkey,--*CHSKSSS--*-pped over on the interstate the other day and donated hundred--*CHSKSSS--*-urkeys to feed people for the holidays. What luck!

▸ Back to our regular--*CHSKSSS--*-uled programming

▸ Parka up for a cold an--*CHSKSSS--*- windy day in Blackwell folks! I sure do hope--*CHSKSSS--*-search team down at the lake won't--*CHSKSSS--*---*CHSSK--*-trouble out on the waters. Professional divers have been going in since dawn, let's give it up for the professional --*CHSKSSS--*-!!

▸ Old Lady Petunia has paid me to say DO NOT SEEK OUT THE ANGELS--*CHSKSSKK--SK--SSSH--*- In fact, there are no such thing as angels. See how easy that was? No angels, no problem.

▸ And now back to our --*CHSKSSS--*-regularly scheduled programming.

▸ No headway on the Fairweather/Winters search. As hopes dwindle, the search party soldiers on. This weekend, divers and boats will begin searching the lake.

▸ Just a reminder with all the parents out there, be mindful of your child's safety when sending them out to play. Make sure your kids are actually going to school and attending class. If your child has been bothered by the recent events, you may want to keep them home. Blackwell High offers free therapy sessions to those children who have been affected by the recent tragedies brought to you by Dr Abernathy's local practice.

▸ Old lady Petunia claims to have seen angels in Blackwell. She describes them as being tall, bright creatures come to take Blackwells lost and tormented souls into the afterlife. Old lady Petunia says to not panic when seeing these creatures, as they are most holy. She also suggests that no one try to photograph the angels, as the flashes may anger them. Old lady Petunia has paid me 70 dollars to say this.

▸ Sunny weather today, but that does not mean it's warm. Expect a couple more sunny days before the next storm.

▸ And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

▸ Due to last night's storms, a quarter of Blackwell is still without power. It seems a tree has fallen on a power line, which will be promptly inspected by BWI and fixed ASAP.

▸ The worst of that storm is now over, thank god. Weather reports cloudy days from here on out.

▸ Fairweather and Winters kids are still missing. Local authorities and volunteers are resuming their search in the immediate area. Please, if you have the time, go join the cause.

▸ In a sad turn of events, the remains of Kara Samson have been returned to the family not a week ago. Details surrounding her disappearance and cause of death have not yet been released.

▸ Rumors say that the county morgue outside of Elkins was broken into early this morning, but officials decline to comment on the matter.

▸ Today's news radio is brought to you by Black Lodge Bar! Head on down to Black Lodge for their all day Monday happy hour!

▸ And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

▸ Two teenagers have been reported missing since Halloween night, June Fairweather and Colin Winters. Their parents are very worried for them, so be on the lookout for any sign of them. We do know the woods in these parts can be fairly unforgiving this time of year. Hikers keep your eyes and ears open for any distress.

▸ Be aware of the severe weather warning of rough, windy showers coming from the Atlantic our way. Residents are already reporting in spotty power outages in certain parts of town. Should these winds keep up, we'll be facing another blackout in Blackwell. Local shelters will be preparing for the worst of it.

▸ Hang on tight, let us hopefully get through our regularly scheduled progr--.

▸ In a sad turn of events during last night's activities, local teenager Bela Gage was found dead at Gainsbourg Resort as festivities were wrapping up. Local authorities have opened up an investigation regarding the circumstances around her death.

▸ Several houses were egged in height of last night's events. Locals are offering a small reward to anyone with information that may lead to identification of the culprits.

▸ Now for the weather, expect light showers from late morning to mid afternoon. Blackwell is expecting the storm to keep rolling through overnight, so drive safe!

▸ That's the News In today. Now back to your regularly scheduled tunes. This one goes out to the Gages, may you find peace in these difficult times.