Me too, but I'll take what I can get here.

[good point kid.]

Yeah, be careful on yo–

[and he's gone. stares at the shut front door for a few seconds after ben's gone, trying to recover from hurricane ben a little]

You haven't paid for it yet and you want me to run your card and sign your name.

[flatly. he laughs, but it's also kind of flat, like it's funny but in a depressing way.]

Sure, whatever, it's as much my name as "Sam" is. Why not.

A flatscreen TV.




Christ.