▸ Stampede down in Blackwell's Piggly Wiggly last night resulting in 3 injuries and at least 7 lawsuits! Witnesses claim that people were fighting over supplies for the evening's storm, namely canned goods and water.

▸ Blackwell Fire Department is astonished as one man tried to light a fire this seasons tepid windiest weather! The BFD would like to remind citizens that starting fires is illegal throughout the entire region and should only be done in designated camping fire pits.

▸ The search continues for the missing children. Officials have confirmed that the body is not associated with any high profile missing persons.

▸ Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.